Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Massage Anyone?

I've had many massages in the past but todays takes the cake for the most interesting one I've ever had. I love a good chinese massage. They seem to know right where to go to relieve tight muscles and put you in a relaxed state. Today however was far different!!

First it began with a male china man that doesn't speak a lick of English or at least as far as he makes me think. So as I lay there he works my back and shoulders over and I feel my body melting into the table, UNTIL, he begins working on my rear end. NOW, I'm just saying that one doesn't think much about having tension built up in their buns, but obviously my buns were very stressed because out of my hour massage my buns received 20 minutes of intense therapeutic massage. Needless to say the shoulders tensed right back up at this point.

What's a person to say......"Excuse me, I know you don't speak English and all...but last I checked my buns didn't have much muscle left to tense up." As I lay there flat on my stomach my mind began to wander..."oh my, he's not had me flip over yet, wow...wonder what's tense on my front side." By this time every muscle that he had previously worked tensed up (even the buns....which may require another 20 minutes to get back to their now obviously relaxed state). Much to my relief my front didn't receive the attention that the back side received.

All in all, I still love a good oriental massage but next time I'm thinking I'll choose one of the gals...but thinking that may be even weirder. Oh bother!!!

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